Submissions

Sign up by 5pm on Wednesday! This deadline will absolutely under no circumstances be postponed!

NOTE!!! New deadline 8pm! Late submissions may be accepted.

Specification: All correct participants submit a talk.

Overview

The synthesis and proliferation of models for the composition of all life and its systems requires the endless generation of innovation unbound by the usual limitations of scientific discourse. A concurrency between all processes evaluates conjunctively into a combinatorial explosion of lambda metrics where multi-factor edges must have safety even with infinite memory, such that the complexity of extremal simplest space could be lively specified and measured yet be too simple for you.

CRAPcon 2026 is a profound collaborative entity which lives at the boundary between dissemination and exploration. A forum for international researchers to discuss and present new frameworks for correct chromatic paintings, lack of CAT-e-gories, independent proofs by magic, topological consensus for extremal processes, sub-security, sauna semantics, and other new and i-nnovative topics by top scientists in the penninsula.

A Metaphor Through CrapCon conferences, we are trying to relate the analytic thinking, required in focused conference´s sessions, with the synthetic thinking, required for analogies generation, which calls a for multi-focus domain and divergent thinking. We are trying to promote synergic relationships between analytically and synthetically oriented minds, as it is found between left and right brain hemispheres, by means of the corpus callosum. Then, CrapCon 2026 might be perceived as a research corpus callosum, trying to bridge analytical with synthetically oriented efforts, convergent with divergent thinking, and focused specialists with non-focused or multi-focused generalists © Content and design of this inset courtesy of WMSCI'25

Topics of Interest

The interdiciplinary conference covers a broad spectrum of topics. Potential topics include, but are not limited to:

• The SUN: how to exclude internal subspace?
• Liveness of all beautiful linear things
• Lambda specifications for extermity
• Releasing self-contained negativity
• Perfect reasoning about imperfect specifications
• Examples by real problems
• Upper bound less than lower?
• Invoke failure at any eventuality
• Extremal Publications: Longest papers without any graphs
• Deadness and Danger, properties for the practical adversary
• Monkey typewriter: Infinite messages implies infinite wisdom
• Using supermodels to satisfy all equations

The conference website is: https://ppullonen.github.io/CRAPcon2026/

Call for Presentations

We invite researchers from all backgrounds to submit their findings in the form of oral presentations. Slides are a bonus! Might also be a song! These presentations are an opportunity to share innovative, recent and mindboggling ideas, methodologies, and results with the global CRAPcon community. Use of new and unverified proof techniques is encouraged!

Presentation duration ranges from 2 to 7 minutes. Note that we do not care about time anyway. Submit the title of your talk to any correct Program Committee or Steering Committee member for correct consideration.

Use of AI is not discouraged and must be disclosed in the most unmissable way imaginable!

Organizational, Reviewing, and Selection of Best Papers Policies

All submissions are accepted through a rigorous process (blindly). The conference honors outstanding contributions with imaginary awards, determined by optimized participative peer review queries.

Conference Venue

The conference will take place at the Viinistu Art Hotel, offering a vibrant mix of art, temporal water and hotel.

Schedule

Program Committee

• Dr. Pille Pullonen-Raudvere, unbelievably-PhD-finally-still
• Dr. Mr. Niels Voorneveld, BSc, MSc, PhD.

Graph Committee

• Dr. Ago-Erik Riet. PhD from USA

Overseas Advisory Board

• Mr. Dan Bogdanov, the Director
• Dr. Alisa Pankova, Ph.D.
• Dr. Vesal Vojdani, Phere-are-you? (we neeD you!)
• Anonyn. Liina Kamm, Ph.D.

Independent Swiss Expert

• Dr-Not-Yet. Konstantin Tretjakov, Ph.D. Emeritus

Local Organizing Committee

• Tarmo Uustalu
• Monika Perkmann
• Peeter Laud

Titanium Sponsors

• Eerikson, GmbH., Inc., AB, OÜ

Honorary Chair